Bap : beta aaj tak tum ny asa koi kam nahi kia jis se mera sir ouncha ho gaya ho
Beta : yad karen papa ek dafa me ny ap k sir k nichy 3takyea rakhy the ;)
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Duniya Ki Sab se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha. Har Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai. Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai. Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani, Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai. Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan, Jo Usay Pee Jata hai. Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai. Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.
Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai MULVI,
JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI:-)
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Pathan ki bv:
Raat kafi ho gai hy,
KHAN Sb nhi aye,
Zurur koi Larki ka chakar hoga,Pathan ki maa:
Hamesha bura hi sochna Kia pata kisi Truck k Nechy a gya ho.
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Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.?
Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk HyOficer: Ye Banduk Nhi Tumhari Ezat Or Shan Hy,
Tumhari
Maa Hy Maa.
Then Officer To 2nd Pathan
Banduk Ki Tarf Eshara Karty Hue
Ye Kya Hy.?
2nd Pathan:
Sir
Ye
Gul Khan
Ki Maa Hy.
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HEER:
"wy ranjya menu koi aysa khat likh k meain sari umer pardi rawan"
RANJHA:
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Le hun pardi ray..
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Teacher : titanic kaise doba ??Student : DUBUK
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DUBUK
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BUDUK
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BUDUK . .
BUDUK . .
BUDUK . .
GULUM . .
Gulu gulu gulu
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